Saw her boobs
Dude: So I finally saw Lisa's boobs. Good stuff, man.Friend: Yeah? Are they big?
Dude: Not at all. But it's better that way. A handful is enough.
Friend: So it's like nuts?
Dude: What the ****?
Friend: No! I mean they say a handful of nuts is enough protein for the day! That came out totally wrong!
Dude: Whatever you say...Tinkerbell.
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