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  <title>Boy undMommy can we get a frozen turkeyund

His Mother undWhy would you want a frozen </title>
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    <![CDATA[Boy undMommy can we get a frozen turkeyund

His Mother undWhy would you want a frozen turkeyund

Boy undRemember how we got one at Easterund

His Mother undYeahund

Boy undAnd you made me carry it out to the car and then into the houseund

His Mother undYeahund

Boy undWell it was real heavy and I want muscles so I thought about starting to lift weights but if we just buy another frozen turkey I dont need to lift no weights.und- ovhrd<br><br>By: Janet<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Janet</author>
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  <title>Chick 1 at coffee shop (furious) Bitch you spilled coffee on me.

Chick 2 at coffee </title>
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    <![CDATA[Chick 1 at coffee shop (furious) Bitch you spilled coffee on me.

Chick 2 at coffee shop Ill be okay I know girls big like you get really emotional when youre hungry - ovhrd<br><br>By: Jim<br />on 12-04-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jim</author>
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  <title>I was drunk and stupid and tried to cut my own bangs

I fkd them up </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Drunk/560</link>
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    <![CDATA[I was drunk and stupid and tried to cut my own bangs

I fkd them up bad

Overheard at the grocery store - ovhrd<br><br>By: Sandy<br />on 09-04-2012<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sandy</author>
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  <title>Guy What would you like me to do put my head on a diet ovhrd </title>
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    <![CDATA[Guy What would you like me to do put my head on a diet ovhrd<br><br>By: Rick<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rick</author>
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  <title>Bum asking for money from chicks Hey ladies got some change Oh youre just gonna </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/418</link>
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    <![CDATA[Bum asking for money from chicks Hey ladies got some change Oh youre just gonna ignore me Well lady in green youre so mean. Girl in black... youll be back ovhrd<br><br>By: Rick<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 57 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rick</author>
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  <title>Hostess Would you like a booth or table
Young mom A booth is fine.
Five-year-old I dont </title>
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    <![CDATA[Hostess Would you like a booth or table
Young mom A booth is fine.
Five-year-old I dont want a booth
Young dad Hey knock that off or youll be eatin out of the trash can at home.

ovhrd<br><br>By: Tom<br />on 30-12-2011<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tom</author>
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  <title>20ish guy I invited a bunch of my guy friends over to play Transformers Monopoly </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Friends/408</link>
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    <![CDATA[20ish guy I invited a bunch of my guy friends over to play Transformers Monopoly yesterday and nobody came because of the storm

30ish guy Maybe they didnrsquot come over because they knew therersquod be no chicks at your place.

ovhrd<br><br>By: Tom<br />on 30-12-2011<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tom</author>
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  <title>Where the hell is My Ponytail At (Teen girl looking inside her purse)

ovhrd </title>
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    <![CDATA[Where the hell is My Ponytail At (Teen girl looking inside her purse)

ovhrd<br><br>By: Dougie<br />on 30-12-2011<br>Category: Beauty<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Dougie</author>
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  <title>Teen Chick 1 Eww there are so many mosquitoes here.
Teen Chick 2 Quick Get in </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/406</link>
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    <![CDATA[Teen Chick 1 Eww there are so many mosquitoes here.
Teen Chick 2 Quick Get in the sun They cant bite you if you are right in the sun
Teen Chick 1 after pause Are you thinking of vampires

ovhrd<br><br>By: Dougie<br />on 30-12-2011<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Dougie</author>
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  <title>Old woman looking at painting She is ugly. She has a really ugly face. Look </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Beauty/405</link>
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    <![CDATA[Old woman looking at painting She is ugly. She has a really ugly face. Look at her forehead
Old man Yeah shes pretty ugly.
Old woman But wow She has great breasts
Old man But theyre pointing the wrong way

ovhrd<br><br>By: Dougie<br />on 30-12-2011<br>Category: Beauty<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Dougie</author>
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  <title>Guy 1 You aint even seen her in five years
Guy 2 Naw...
Guy 1 Shit man </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/218</link>
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    <![CDATA[Guy 1 You aint even seen her in five years
Guy 2 Naw...
Guy 1 Shit man thats a long time
Guy 2 I know. I was supposed to see her but then I got locked up...

ovhrd<br><br>By: Jess<br />on 21-09-2011<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jess</author>
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  <title>Dude 1 I was driving all day today. My groin is really tired.
Dude 2 How </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/214</link>
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    <![CDATA[Dude 1 I was driving all day today. My groin is really tired.
Dude 2 How were you driving

ovhrd<br><br>By: Jess<br />on 21-09-2011<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jess</author>
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  <title>Crazy dude coming back to his car I tried to make it to the 700 </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/25</link>
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    <![CDATA[Crazy dude coming back to his car I tried to make it to the 700 train but I was blocked by a teen werewolf. I have encountered them before but never outside of Jersey. ovhrd<br><br>By: Ray<br />on 13-11-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ray</author>
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  <title>Professor I have nothing against cat rapists generally speaking. ovhrd </title>
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    <![CDATA[Professor I have nothing against cat rapists generally speaking. ovhrd<br><br>By: Ray<br />on 13-11-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ray</author>
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  <title>Dude on his cell leaving a message Hello Steve. This is your mother. ovhrd </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/23</link>
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    <![CDATA[Dude on his cell leaving a message Hello Steve. This is your mother. ovhrd<br><br>By: Ray<br />on 13-11-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ray</author>
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  <title>You were hooking up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Health/22</link>
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    <![CDATA[You were hooking up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it. ovhrd<br><br>By: Greg<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Greg</author>
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  <title>Guy to friend The gym is the only place u can come out of the </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Health/21</link>
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    <![CDATA[Guy to friend The gym is the only place u can come out of the restroom sweating your ass off without getting any weird looks. ovhrd<br><br>By: Greg<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Greg</author>
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  <title>Girl 1 There is going to be a real cool meteor shower tonight. Girl 2 </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Other/20</link>
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    <![CDATA[Girl 1 There is going to be a real cool meteor shower tonight. Girl 2 Where Girl 1 You know up in the sky.<br><br>By: Tracy<br />on 02-10-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tracy</author>
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  <title>I think when youre cold you lose weight cause you shiver. So i try to </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Friends/19</link>
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    <![CDATA[I think when youre cold you lose weight cause you shiver. So i try to always be cold. ovhrd<br><br>By: Wendy<br />on 02-10-2010<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Wendy</author>
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  <title>Sofamor year in college my period came two weeks late but I was obsessed with </title>
  <link>http://ovhrd.com/view/Friends/18</link>
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    <![CDATA[Sofamor year in college my period came two weeks late but I was obsessed with this guy I dated and I was like Yaay ovhrd<br><br>By: Wendy<br />on 02-10-2010<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Wendy</author>
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