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#562
Boy: "Mommy can we get a frozen turkey?"
His Mother: "Why would you want a frozen turkey?"
Boy: "Remember how we got one at Easter?"
His Mother: "Yeah?"
Boy: "And you made me carry it out to the car and then into the house?"
His Mother: "Yeah?"
Boy: "Well it was real heavy and I want muscles so I thought about starting to lift weights but if we just buy another frozen turkey, I don't need to lift no weights."- ovhrd
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Chick #1 at coffee shop: (furious) Bitch! you spilled coffee on me.
Chick #2 at coffee shop: I'll be okay, I know girls big like you get really emotional when you're hungry - ovhrd
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I was drunk and stupid and tried to cut my own bangs
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Bum asking for money from chicks: Hey, ladies got some change? Oh, you're just gonna ignore me? Well, lady in green: you're so mean. Girl in black... you'll be back! ovhrd
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His Mother: "Why would you want a frozen turkey?"
Boy: "Remember how we got one at Easter?"
His Mother: "Yeah?"
Boy: "And you made me carry it out to the car and then into the house?"
His Mother: "Yeah?"
Boy: "Well it was real heavy and I want muscles so I thought about starting to lift weights but if we just buy another frozen turkey, I don't need to lift no weights."- ovhrd